I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NORMAL GIF
HOW THE FLYING FUCK IN A TIN CAN DO YOU MAKE THESE
(via completebooknerd)
thinking about the discovery of food is weird like who picked up a shrimp and thought “imma eat this freaky bug lookin nigga”
(via romaniatic)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?
ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY
Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.
(via thealessandra)
j4mi:
Starfish feeding on a dead whale.
i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment
look at that creepy, tall, dancing one
look at him
‘yes, my darlingssssss’
‘feed to your hearts content’‘feast on what is rightfully ours’
‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘
you have some unresolved issues
(via author-at-heart)
i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..
It does make you sick. Literally.
wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
(via author-at-heart)
lol, hopping on the reblog train
Me too. That is grammatically incorrect, but idiomatically fine.
At least a handful
What’s grammatically incorrect? If it’s the omission of the word “that” or who”, that is now widely accepted to be optional in this usage. O_o
(via dont-get-madeon-get-gladeon)
cloaked in the fur of their slaughtered brethren
u have a fundamental misunderstanding of how yarn is made
(via far-away-dreams)
